Melanie Brown Doesn’t Do Scandalous Knickers

Though she claims she likes to slink around her pad sans panties, spicy Melanie Brown doesn’t have problem offering up musings on her intimate apparel.

“I never have embarrassing knickers,” Mel B told OK! during New York’s Fashion Week.

And, really, it just boggles the mind as to what question couldn’t have prompted that particular response. But, anyway…

“I’ve always been obsessed with underwear and toiletries. I’ve always kept that together, so I have perfect underwear. Do you want to see them?”

Uh, well, not after lunch, Mel. Besides, folks are probably more interested in the progress of that classy ode to Eddie Murphy you were supposedly working on a few months ago?