Nicollette Sheridan: Utterly Desperate Housewife

Despite her character getting the boot from her home at Wisteria Lane, hardbodied babe Nicollette Sheridan will be freqenting Desperate Housewives in its upcoming season, according to the Daily Mail.

Modern science, nutrionists, trainers, plastic surgeons and soft lenses have insured that Nic Nic looks fabulous at 44 in these ABC pomotional shots for the upcoming season.

ABC never tires of reminding the American viewer how sexy the women of Desperate Housewives can be. (Sexy meaning scary and fraught with cougar-fighting.)

Sadly, behind the scenes things don’t seem much friendlier.