Courtney Love Is Hooked on the Rock

Free of the music biz and flush with cash from hawking her dead husband’s memories, Courtney Love has plenty of time and moola to hit the boutiques these days.

The widow Cobain slithered through the shops of Malibu yesterday, at one point consulting a copy of Judy Hall’s new age reference work The Crystal Bible.

No one questions the fact that Courtney Love could stand to do some personal healing. But if she thinks the cure for what ails her lies in crystals, she just may be more deluded than anyone previously gave her credit for.

Unless she finds a crystal heavy enough to repeatedly smash herself in the face with until this is finally cured.