Madonna Sucks at Guitar Hero

Rather unlike a virgin, Madonna wildly pounded her hips onto her guitar before straddling it like a broom-riding witch on a sexy mission during a gig in Lisbon, Portugal.

Then she fell on her hard candy. (And everyone thought the London show was the one to be at!)

Madonna And Guitar

What could have been running through Madge’s mind while all this gyrating was going on? Surely she draws inspiration and passion for these fancy moves from somewhere.