George Michael Sorry for Drugs and Being Boring

Never let it be said that the Brits don’t know how to party. Because that’s just not the case.

Although, smoking crack cocaine and marijuana in a public restroom—by himself, when his North London home is within walking distance—may be a new level of classiness for both George Michael and the English in general.

“I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out,” said Michael in a statement released yesterday, reports OK!. “And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”

Geez, George, you’re 45 now. Time to start leading a normal life.