George Michael Sorry for Drugs and Being Boring
Never let it be said that the Brits don't know how to party. Because that's just not the case.
Although, smoking crack cocaine and marijuana in a public restroom—by himself, when his North London home is within walking distance—may be a new level of classiness for both George Michael and the English in general.
"I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out," said Michael in a statement released yesterday, reports OK!. "And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."
Geez, George, you're 45 now. Time to start leading a normal life.
Meanwhile, Andrew Ridgeley was recently seen in front of his local liquor store, offering blowies for spare change so he can buy a bottle of Wild Irish Rose.
In this photo there's a hand giving a thumb's up to George Michael's crotch. If only that guy had been in the bathroom with George his needs would have been taken care of and he wouldn't have had to turn to the rock.
Seriously, why would anyone hang out in a public men's room to get high, when he has a private residence for that sort of thing. Unless....OHHHHHH....
Was that ALL he was doing in there?