Kelly Osbourne, Creature of Letters

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Ready for yet another celebrity tell-all? Yeah, no one really is, but don't tell that to Kelly Osbourne.

The Bookseller reports that the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne will be penning an autobiography for Virgin Books, detailing her sudden exposure to the spotlight and the adjustments that it entailed.

Osbourne "will draw upon her own extraordinary experiences to help other young women as they negotiate the minefield that is growing up," according to Virgin.

Hmm; wonder if there'll be a chapter counseling today's modern girl on how to deal with explosive bursts of diarrhea. And tips on which makeup best covers up unfortunate mishaps with household furniture.

The book, which is yet to be titled, is slated to hit bookshelves in May  2009.

Dang; most people were probably hoping for a fall release.

 

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  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Put down the lolly, tubby! Enough sweets for you!

  • buzzgent
    buzzgent

    It'd be sad if a toaster fell into her bathtub!

  • starjonesing
    starjonesing

    Not really a role model but it's nice that she thinks she wants to help people. Or that her publicist told her to say that.

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Is she getting paid in oats and hay?

 

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