Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Web Site Is Full of GOOP

“My life is good because I’m not passive about it,” writes Gwyneth Paltrow on her new Web site GOOP,  which is described as “a collection of experiences. GOOP, what makes life good.”

Well, that’s goop good that you’re a go-getter, Gwyneth, but why the sudden desire to become the next Oprah?

“I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard,” she notes on the site. “I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and nice.”

Hmmm. Funny, there’s nothing about Paltrow having to pay top dollar to see her cheapskate pal Madonna’s gig in London a couple weeks back.

Guess she didn’t love that too much.