Jenna Jameson’s Twins (No, the Other Kind)

Jenna Jameson, retired porn star and Catholic role model, announced on her MySpace blog that she’s pregnant with twins. Both she and UFC fighter boyfriend Tito Ortiz are ecstatic.

She blogged: “Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me.”

So far the mommy-to-be is craving “fruit by the gallon.” Will the twins be vegetarians like their ex-XXX Mom?

More importantly, will they be the most traumatized children ever when they learn of the adult film artist’s past?

Only time and therapy will tell.