Shannon Elizabeth: Dancing With the Squeegees

By: Celebuzz / September 23, 2008

Times are tough, and American Pie (and Dancing with the Stars) was a long, long time ago.

To make ends meet, Shannon Elizabeth has taken a position down at the car wash.

She’d like to tell you about a new special: Wash, wax and undercarriage for a mere $12.99! She’ll even wear a bikini and sign your Tomcats DVD!

Just jokin’. The celebrity poker-playin’ Shannon is actually washing her own car.

And using window cleaner on the doors. And acting shocked that it doesn’t look that great after it was applied.

That sexy-moron roles she normally played in movies in the early 2000s were just an act. Really.