Matthew Broderick Develops an Exit Strategy

What have we here, Matthew Broderick? Making a practice run for your inevitable flight from the domestic mess that is your life with Sarah Jessica Parker?

The couple has been plagued by rumors of infidelity, and Matt was apparently unable to permanently give her the slip during a trip to Ireland last month. Perhaps these photos, documenting Broderick and son James Wilkie on their scooters in New York, reveals an alternate escape plan.

Good luck, Matt, but that “Fantasy World” awning behind you may be more appropriate than you realize. That wife of yours looks like she can work up a pretty good gallop, even in her Manolos, and a razor scooter probably won’t be much of a match for her. Maybe you should contact NASA.