Miley Cyrus Needs a Chaperone

The last time Miley Cyrus and her skivvies-shilling boyfriend Justin Gaston hit the Universal Citywalk, paps captured the lovebirds exiting a—gasp!—beer garden.

And then the pair were seen attending a lusty performance by lascivious musical troupe the Pussycat Dolls.

So maybe it’s not surprising that Miley’s recently protective pop Billy Ray Cyrus played third wheel on their latest outing. And mom Tish played fourth wheel. And, just for good measure, little sis Noah Lindsey played fifth wheel.

And boy, doesn’t Miley look happy about the extra company!

Wonder if Billy Ray threatened to give pretty-boy Justin an achy, breaky butt if he ever brought his 15-year-old daughter to an alcohol-serving establishment or smutty performance again.

Also interesting: Miley’s enrollment in Hollywood’s ever-growing headband brigade. Is Miley just keeping up with trends, or did Billy Ray implant a GPS device in the thing and in case she and Justin make a break for it?