Jennifer Aniston: Life’s a Beach

The eternally unlucky in love Jennifer Aniston has once again fled to her favorite destination, Mexico, in an effort to get her head together. Why does she keep ending up with guys who treat her like she’s not a beautiful star of television and film?

But wait—what’s this? Jen has recently been spotted on the Mexican shore with an unnamed older man. And there’s always this younger guy in the karate uniform.

Maybe remaining in Mexico is what’s necessary to fill that really needy hole in her heart.

Step one might be ditching that cover-up she’s sporting. This isn’t an Amish beach.