Pink’s Got a Doggie Bag

An elderly-haired Pink was snapped at Heathrow Aiport yesterday with a tiny dog peeking out of her bag.

The “So What” singer (and Sarah Palin detractor) has long been known for her wild fashion exploits, but using a miniature dog head—albeit one that’s a stuffed toy—as an accessory is a new one.

In fact, didn’t she ridicule brainless famous chicks with tiny dogs in one of her previous hits, “Stupid Girls”? (They travel in packs of two or three/ With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees.)

She seems to have gotten over her distaste for that sort of thing. Perhaps Scientology has gotten her over that hurdle.