Pray for Kim Kardashian
With Dancing With the Stars' results show airing tonight, it's a distinct possibility that Kim Kardashian could go the way of Jeffrey Ross and Ted McGinley when the votes are tallied and announced.
But there is one way that you can help Kim withstand the process and move forward to fulfill her dream.
In short, it's time to harness the power of prayer.
Past weeks have seen you vote for Kim, and that yielded results.
Today, pray for Kim, in whatever manner and to whatever deity you see fit. For inspiration, watch the video of Kim and partner Mark Ballas working the rumba below:
Okay, time to get to it. While you're at it, you might as well pray for Cloris Leachman to get booted off tonight. Even the most benevolent god would relish the opportunity to smite her cleavage from the television screen.