Victoria Beckham Gets Goopy

Britain’s Sun reports that dangerous shoe-wearer Victoria Beckham has an unusual nightly beauty ritual.

Mrs. David Beckham apparently slathers moisturizing cream all over her hands and feet every evening. She then encases the goopy mess in thick white cotton socks and cotton gloves.

“I put really thick foot lotion on with socks before I go to sleep. I also use thick hand cream with gloves at the same time,” Posh Spice says.

The cleaning lady must hate laundering their sheets.

Then again, they have some money. They probably don’t use the same set of sheets twice.