If Kelly Osbourne Has Any STDs, She’ll Find ‘Em!

Readers of the Daily Mail were treated to information they’ll cherish forever—details of Kelly Osbourne’s sex life.

The clownish spawn of Ozzie admits that she gets checked for STDs four times a year.

Careful, Kelly…you don’t wanna spill all the interesting fodder before your autobiography comes out!

“Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it’s because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested [for sexually transmitted infections] and most of the time I don’t even need to. I just go for peace of mind.”

Of course, Osbourne likes to talk the talk, but truth be told, she kinda sucks at protecting herself.