Jennifer Aniston Is Tanning Obsessive

Different people recover from a shattered romance in different ways.

Some love-losers bury the pain under mounds of empty calories.

Others indulge in reckless sexual sprees.

A particularly discrete dumped lover will talk the hurt away with a select group of their most trusted friends.

A few suddenly-singles go completley bat nut crazy.

But for Jennifer Aniston, the road to relationship re-empowerment is paved with bikini photo-ops.

Surely, these views of what Jennifer Aniston has to offer will catch the eye of some swimsuit-infatuated Prince Charming out there who will ride in to fulfill her destiny of lasting happiness.