Russell Brand Crushes on Dame Helen Mirren
The two thesps are set to appear in the new film version of Shakespeare's The Tempest.
"She's so sexy and enchanting, just look at her form," he told the paper. "They're going to have to hold me back when we start work. I'll be all over her. I don't know how I'll get any work done."
Nope! Helen is married to director Taylor Hackford. But Russell will no doubt bounce back from this rejection. After all, he still has his Britney Spears fantasies.
The funnyman told the Mirror: "Britney is such a lovely girl. She's fit and very sweet. If I'd stayed out in L.A., who knows what might have happened."
What would've happened? Maybe something like this?