Sarah Palin’s Getting Larry Flynt-ed
As if Sarah Palin’s vice presidential campaign wasn’t already steeped in sex, now Larry Flynt is making a porn video centered around the bespectacled hockey mom.
TMZ reports that adult actress Lisa Ann will be playing the lead role in the XXX affair, to be titled Nailin’ Palin. (What, no Deep in the Veep?)
Shortly after the Republican National Convention, Team Flynt posted an ad on Craigslist, reading, “Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days.” The Hustler publisher is offering $3,000 for the right lady. (Unfortunately, this Palin impersonator is probably above that pay range.)
According to a plot synopsis, the fake Sarah “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” Elsewhere in the sure-to-be skin epic, “young Palin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”
Also promised: a threeway between Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice look-alikes. Because obviously even a faux Sarah would never engage in such behavior.