Robert Downey Jr. Kept an Iron Grip on Himself

As he describes it in glorious detail, Robert Downey Jr. was quite the action hero with his, uh, junior member, reports Now magazine.

“I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,” says the “handy” Iron Man and Tropic Thunder stud. “But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.”

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Downey dated now-married Sex and the City actress Sarah Jessica Parker for seven years. Could his rampant self-pleasuring have coincided with that relationship? Say it ain’t so!

“It’s no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with [wife] Susan [Levin] is sacred. Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to f*ck her friend. But I’m not that guy.”

Yeah, your ex might know a thing or two about that one, Robert.