Salma Hayek, Cleavage Hypnotist
Good lord, Karl Lagerfeld! Don’t you know that staring at cleavage is like looking into the sun—you’re supposed to sneak a quick peek and look away?
Even with his ever-present shades, it was pretty obvious where Karl’s eyes were focused: on family-friendly Frida actress Salma Hayek’s legendarily sumptuous chest contours. The two appeared on German television show Wetten Dass in Nuremberg this weekend.
To be fair, Salma didn’t make it easy to avoid ogling with her breast-crushing outfit.
Maybe this is part of her campaign to stamp out lockjaw. Whose jaw wouldn’t go slack with awe when faced with that?