Madonna to Sarah Palin: ‘Stay Away!’

Add Madonna to the long list of show-biz types who aren’t fans of Sarah Palin.

The Material Mom launched the American leg of her Sticky and Sweet tour at the Meadowlands in New Jersey on Saturday, taking time out to bash the Republican vice presidential nominee.

“Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal,” the New York Post reports her saying. “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” she added, followed by a loud screeching noise. Which may or may not have been the intro to her single, “4 Minutes.”

Madge will remain mum outside the arena, however. When asked to elaborate on her feelings for the VP nominee, Madonna reps told us, “I think she’s saving her comments for her audiences during her show.”

Don’t feel bad, Sarah; Madonna isn’t even all that keen on having her friends at her shows.

Besides, if you’re really looking for something to do, there are plenty of people who have ideas for you.