Brooke Hogan Turns Down ‘Playboy’…For Now

Brooke Hogan won’t be stripping off for Playboy anytime soon, according to Us.

“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep told the mag. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

That’s a shame. Brooke’s been pressing the flesh with gay men and her dad lately, so it would have been good for the renowned feminist to get on the radar of some other red-blooded gentlemen.

Alas, Brooke knows best.

She is, after all, a super genius.