Daisy de La Hoya Strikes Back

Demure beauty and Muppet impersonator Daisy De La Hoya will be making up for her loss of Bret Michael’s love on VH-1’s Rock of Love 2 with her own show on the network.

Have your bottle of Jack Daniels ready as a viewing aid!

VH-1 is currently looking for desperate victims contestants to compete to catch her STDs win her heart on Daisy of Love.

“Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009,” says their website.

God help the world.