Paris Hilton Wants to See Palin’s Bod

Mark Paris Hilton down as one of the few female celebrities who doesn’t want to see Sarah Palin tied to a tree and devoured by a pack of wolverines.

Despite certain frictions, Hilton doesn’t have a presidential preference—but she does have a pointer for John McCain’s hockey-mom running mate.

“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” Hilton tells Harper’s Bazaar in its November 2008 issue, according to Us Weekly. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”

At least Paris didn’t dispense that advice to John McCain. McCain in a bikini could lead to a wave of terror more devastating than anything Al Qaeda could dream up.