Miley Cyrus Has It Bad for British Boys
Hmm; is it just a coincidence that “Miley” is an anagram for “limey”?
People magazine reports that Miley Cyrus has fallen big-time for England’s chaps after playing her first-ever concert there, at London’s Hammersmith Apollo.
“I’ve already fallen in love with 20 guys since I’ve been here,” Cyrus proclaims. “The accents sound so intelligent. I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats.”
What; is Miley somehow suggesting that her current beau, 20-year-old Justin Gaston, isn’t classy?
Careful not to go overboard sucking up to the Brits, Miley.
Sure, it’s all “pip-pip” and “cheerio” and crumpet-nibbling at first, but British boys aren’t all that they’re cracked up to be.
And even when they are all cracked-up, it can be pretty bad.