Tara Reid Looks to the Future

Betsy Waldman | October 13, 2008 - 3:59 pm

Oh, Tara Reid, gone are the salad days of classy movie roles and high profile boyfriends.

Now you’re saddled with shilling your bikini online to make a few bucks. And you’re seeing this guy, who apparently thinks hitting up a Malibu psychic counts as a date.

No wonder you don’t wanna get engaged to him.

At least he’s not having to prop you up as you stumble outside half-crocked again.

So what did the palm reader have to say, anyway—”Drink up, baby…it only goes downhill from here”?