Tara Reid Looks to the Future
Oh, Tara Reid, gone are the salad days of classy movie roles and high profile boyfriends.
Now you’re saddled with shilling your bikini online to make a few bucks. And you’re seeing this guy, who apparently thinks hitting up a Malibu psychic counts as a date.
No wonder you don’t wanna get engaged to him.
At least he’s not having to prop you up as you stumble outside half-crocked again.
So what did the palm reader have to say, anyway—”Drink up, baby…it only goes downhill from here”?