Eva Mendes Talks a Bit of Nun-sense

Eva Mendes nearly missed achieving her goal of sexing up the entire United States. Well, that, and the whole modeling and acting thing, too…

“I guess there is this little Catholic girl inside me somewhere,” says the Calvin Klein babe, as quoted by Contact Music. “But I did want to be a nun when I was very little.”

A nun? What would Jesus do…with this?

“Well, that was until my sister told me that they don’t get paid. Then, I went off the idea really quickly.”

See, your sister knew what was up, Eva. There are better ways to make wages.

Keep the faith, though. The higher road you clearly think you’re taking could lead to divine success. Or at least a catfight or two.