Lauren Conrad May Be Over ‘The Hills’

Fans of art and culture will have a new loss to mourn; fancy-wheeled Lauren Conrad is talking about leaving The Hills.

“It’s coming to a point where I’m ready to kind of walk away,” the gifted master of the quill tells OK! Magazine.

But, Lauren, take into consideration how your dating prospects will diminish if you’re not on the boob tube in constant MTV marathons!

“It’s more difficult when not only everyone knows about your problems, but they make them worse because things escalate and things get twisted,” Conrad laments. “It’s hard to have an actual friendship be torn apart in the media.”

Well, sounds like The Hills are going to be alive with the sounds of crying viewers.

At least there’s other equally high-brow entertainment on the horizon.