Strike One for Tara Reid

While attending Eva Longoria-Parker’s Padres Contra El Cancer’s 8th Annual “El Sueno De Esperanza” benefit in Hollywood, Tara Reid gave her inciteful thoughts on how the country’s dismal financial state is affecting Hollywood.

“The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting,” the wise, breast-augmented sage offered to Fox News.

The people of America are feelin’ you, Tara.

“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops.”

Wha-wha-what? Oh, hon, you just got recalled.

The Writer’s Guild strike ended on February 12, just FYI. You know, nine months ago. And, hate to break it to you, but the reason you’re not working now isn’t because there’s a strike on.

Of course, if Reid truly is living in the past, that could explain why she’s so curious about her future.

But kiss those days goodbye, Tara. After all, you don’t really have time for silly things like work.