Demi Moore and Courteney Cox: The Clone Wars

Egads, is there some secret government cloning experiment being performed on the show-business population?

First Lindsay Lohan pops up sporting a virtually identical ‘do to Material Divorcée Madonna.

Then, last night, Demi Moore and Courteney Cox pulled a Stepford Celebs routine at  the Directors Guild of America’s Glamour Reel Moments in Los Angeles.

Given that Moore was born in UFO ground zero Roswell, New Mexico, it’s safe to assume that we’re witnessing the work of some top-secret military project.

The only remaining mystery is, why does Demi, who’s a year younger than Courteney, look like Cox’s much younger sister?

The truth is out there…