Mel B Is All Kinds of Mucked Up

It may have taken an encounter with a scary stalker to get there, but Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown was on hand—and hands-deep in a mucky mixture—for her Hand Print Unveiling at the Wembley Walk of Fame in London yesterday.

The former Spice Girl was being honored for her musical accomplishments and, presumably, her willingness to consider posing for Playboy and otherwise look great half-naked.

But the event wasn’t all glamour; in order to be immortalized, Brown had to get her hands covered in a slimy substance.

Sigh; such is the fate of so many female show-biz aspirants.

Besides, she’s not the only former Spice Girl who’s had to get goopy—and occasionally poopy—lately.