Morning Frills #74: ‘Pigging Out’ Edition

It may be true that you can’t put lipstick on a pig, but you can slip one into a bikini and push her out on stage for the benefit of the theater-going public.

Model, former Billy Zane girlfriend and Morning Frills alum Kelly Brook made her theatrical debut Tuesday night at London’s Comedy Theater in Fat Pig—which, judging from these photos, is an adaptation of a Henrik Ibsen play.

Reviews of Brook’s performance weren’t terribly kind—

the Daily Mail characterized the stage newbie as “not a great interpreter of a role.” Thankfully, her skin-baring turn required a minimum of translation.

Click through the gallery on the right for more of Kelly Brook’s theatrical debut. It may not be particularly high-brow, but it’s bound to create a rise somewhere within you.