Madonna and A-Rod’s Malawi Getaway

With Guy Ritchie officially kicked to the curb, it looks like Madonna is free to plan her first trip with her new lover-man, New York Yankees bat-swinger Alex Rodriguez.

MSNBC
reports that Madge and A-Rod may be planning a trip to Malawi together when her Sticky & Sweet tour ends.

The journey is purportedly a fact-finding mission to raise awareness of the singer’s Raising Malawi charity, but come on—does anyone really believe that awareness will be the only thing getting raised there? Nothing like having a charitable organization underwrite your romantic getaways, huh?

Have fun, you lovebirds! Maybe you can pick out a kid while you’re over there. Or, you know, make one. Whatever!