Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Do Terror Train

Page Six reports overhearing Lindsay Lohan and her personal DJ Samantha Ronson on an Acela train arguing the entire way from New York City to Washington, D.C., over the weekend.

Lohan was said to have been “whining incessantly” during their “quiet fight.”

The two seem to be having issues.

Linds reportedly told Ronson not to “f*cking lie to her” at one point, and also said “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.”

This is probably true, seeing as Linds recently footed a gigantic legal bill for Sammy Girl.

The hours of sniping may have sent Ronson delving into her bag of dolls. The Post’s snitch says Ronson’s visible response was to put up her hoodie and stew in silence.

She knows who’s paying the bills.