‘Hough’ No! Julianne Falls to the ‘DWTS’ Curse!

Misty May-Treanor had to bow out of Dancing with the Stars due to a ruptured Achilles Tendon. Jeffrey Ross suffered a scratched retina before he was tossed. Brooke Burke bruised her foot. Kim Kardashian slashed her toe.

And now? Pert and pretty Julianne Hough was rushed to the hospital after last night’s show due to “unbearable” stomach pains.

People reports that Julianne was in pain all of yesterday and throughout her performance. It got so bad that she hopped an ambulance to Cedars-Sinai.

Contrary to reports, People says that Hough didn’t “collapse” after her “high-energy” dance performance with partner Cody Linley last night.

But seriously, shouldn’t there be an investigation launched into all of this “bad luck?”

Toni Braxton was axed last night, so Susan Lucci better watch her ass!

Sabotage expert Cloris Leachman must be stopped! She’s an elderly and demented ballroom dancer that’s out for blood!