Carrot Top and Criss Angel Share Taco With Tila

Screw the G8 summit; the real gathering of the year took place in Las Vegas last night, when the Luxor Hotel’s Tacos & Tequila eatery hung out its shingle for its grand opening.

Reality-TV vet and reliable lesbian Tila Tequila hosted the event, but she wasn’t the only luminary on hand to pop some tacos. Walking insomnia cure Criss Angel and fiery-tressed heartthrob Carrot Top brought their own brands of magic to the event.

Is there any chance that the phrase “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” can be interpreted as a legally binding agreement? Because that could be really good.

On the other hand, the last known sighting of Angel and Carrot Top together was at Pam Anderson’s birthday party, so this is something of an improvement.

Baby steps…