Michael Jackson Saves Face

Michael Jackson! Where’ve you been hiding out at, you little minx?

Last anyone heard, you embarked upon a scorching-hot love affair with Pam Anderson. How’d that work out for you?

Now, look—you promised great things were to come now that you’ve turned 50. But no one’s really seen any sign of this so far. What, did you suddenly find something better to occupy your time with?

Oh, Michael, you’ve got something on your face. No…over there.

Here, let…oops!  Oh, God!