Seth Rogen Would Like His Chunk Back

Starpulse reports that porn fiend Seth Rogen, currently in fitness training for his role in The Green Hornet, is missing being able to sit around and eat cake, smoke weed, eat more cake and have swinging the Wii controller be his only exercise.

“I’ve been eating better and training—and hating myself for it. I feel like a sell out. I feel lame. I feel like a guy I would make fun of.”

Rogen also wrote the script for the upcoming superhero movie.

Who can blame him for regretting the slim down? Sure he would have keeled over from a heart attack at 30, but he would have had a feeling of contentment and a distinct lack of shin splints.

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