Video: Robert Pattinson Rejects Twilight of the Sombrero
For instance, arriving at a Mexican airport would be a stress-free stroll through an orderly terminal for the typical Englishman of Robert's age and station.
But look at the extra degree of difficulty Pattinson faces, due simply to his association with Twilight mania.
Haters may insinuate that Robert should have graciously accepted the sombrero, and played along with the spirit of the moment.
Saner minds must wonder: What was that misguided fan thinking? Giving Robert a hat that obscures that gorgeous mane of tousled hair!