Suri Cruise Gets Stuffed
Has Suri Cruise's utterly friendless existence become so bad that her parents are buying her stuffed animals for companions?
The Cruise clan hit the streets of New York Monday accompanied by a gigantic monkey can only be little Suri's plaything.
Unless it's Katie Holmes' understudy for her hit Broadway production of Arthur Miller's All My Sons. That's always a distinct possibility too.
Just kidding, Tom; no need to resort to name-calling.