Eva Longoria’s Got More Than One Bump Now

Yowza! Eva Longoria’s suspect bump seems to have split in two and moved a bit further north.

When Tony Parker’s righthand(bag) lady rolled out of her restaurant Beso last night, it wasn’t her stomach that was looking a bit enlarged for a change!

Is she trying to make the chef accidentally lop off a finger while slicing and dicing? Or perhaps the desperate housewife is just ensuring some of her biggest wishes actually come true.

At any rate, way to accessorize with a crucifix, Eva; your outfit surely had the paparazzi speaking in tongues.