Tara Reid’s Fake Body Parts Cause Real Emotions

Oh, gossip bloggers…can’t you just leave Tara Reid’s fake breasts alone? And her thighs? And face and stomach? And drinking habit?

“They are my battle wounds… I’ve been a media target for years now,” the 33-year-old “actress” tells People.

Naturally, knowing how emotional the blonde starlet can be, the non-stop jabbing at her features has taken it’s toll on Reid.

“It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”

Actually, that’s very Zen-like of you, Tara. If only some of your Hollywood peers could adjust their attitudes accordingly.