Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen: Boob War!

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen: Boob War!-photo

Boyfriend battles are so passe!

Star reports that the Olsen twins are fighting over the possibility of getting matching boob jobs!

It seems that Ashley wants to increase her bust, and (this is priceless) asked sister Mary-Kate if she would get one at the same time so it would look like the twin sisters were "filling out naturally."

Mary-Kate was reportedly "horrified." Isn't she the one that parties? You would think she would be into more cleavage to impress all the fashionistas and club scene hipsters.

"She told Ashley no way! Mary-Kate hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley," a source says. "It drives her nuts. Anyway, she's into that flat look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage, so she'd rather be smaller and more stylish."

Plus, Mary-Kate probably doesn't want people thinking that the two tiny trifles have actually gained any weight. Not very fashionable.



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  • Hannah

    mary-kate is just as beautiful as ashley and should reconize this for herself x

  • spoondirty

    Don't do it. Take whatever he said, take whatever insecurities you have, along with your 10.0 score and skat, go be thankful. Your wish to buy yourself fake ones wont make him like your Bcups when they look bigger, you wont get more attention, you wont feel more balanced or upgraded by an operation. I think you will just be as ordinary as the other sheep then, w huge rubber jugs, sewn in filled up, the replacement for your natural awesome body. I guess when you're a "10", there are all those "9s" in you, you have to weed out and find choices for, or implants for improvement, but you are all way too far from normal as it is, its way beyond growing up or appreciating yourself as you are, and be normal. You realize same with any "cheater", you will lose much more than you gain, people who felt you were impressive, will treat you like a Hollywood zombi if thats your limit, and trust me there are more ways down from 9 but not many up. I think you deserve to lose by being greedy, you have "it all", you won't rest until your ten falls and you cry and cry as you move down from few 9 there, to a 7 with big fake chest. Who wants to be a phony, when you can be you?? I wont be surprised if other people find you as unappealing as i will surely feel after, and as shallow and as regretful as if you've done this, "cheated", to pass a way of life, as yours and it isn't pretty, it isn't glamorous, envied or real. It's a recless bet, plus who can chose who is real, and whose fake, and no good feels fake. Will you be cheapened, but still have value? Or will you choose to be like others, willing to settle and take an average score of 7, or 6.5, greedily crashing down from the 10 you were thought of, and with a few nines you wanted to cover up, embarressed. Grow up, get a spine and ignore this.. Well, now you can see what its like as u gambled sayn you could get more, but if you are fake you can find ur 7 slot, after you stumble around and get over the new dislike for traditional girls, like you were and through the bitterness that surgery will be as a tinge on your charactor. Well, I guess you could just Not substitute surgery for whatever u lack in yourself in you. But....every cheater who feels so scorn and ashamed, wants those days they lived before they cheated, because the fake people crash hard, and never get over 7. Who is worth devaluing the original interior, nothing. Letterman, Clinton TigerWoods...You will seem nasty. I tried to talk sense in you, now people wont bother if you are a ten, and bought the few imperfections you have, cheapening you to average/ok. You can only wager that away, its given to you, dont gamble on fake things.. And if you have flaws, your chest isn't one..Crowds dont gather for an album track being spun, with every thing just laid right by the producer as an architect, crowds come because of the singer, to see his or her aura, and the making of a song. Dont regret getting surgery, its lipsinging. Don't cheat on us, dont wreck yourself by cheating. Cheaters turn crowds of supporters, to an angry, ripped off mob. Sing Are you kidding MK and Ash Olsen?? Why? I think you two are f*cking perfect, perfect chest great you want big boobs? UGH. Why? Whats wrong with you?? Can't you see this will mortally wound your brand?? I am shocked too, i always admired you until now..and Id think you were brighter than that, more substantial a being and more callaced to every want a boy makes.. But you want to have big fake boobs to cause you a fake appearance. Why don't you get your faces tatooed, that's less trashy and cheap, if ur that bored w looks, than scar your stomach or burn urself or something Else, get a rugged or rough look and wear that...Instead of your spoiled attitude toward urself or people who like fakes, dont be a "follower". Whatever ur guy friend said about implants, dont pay them no mind, just look in the mirror and listen to the perfection uare and the...ure gonna look stupid Is it bcuz of you, a boy, or did you just get bored with your money, and you have no confidence. Unbelievable..youre so good looking, where do these repulsive thoughts for surgery and vomitting up come from.. You will realize that your change will make you look old, and if you dont get fake implants as you want to now, I dont see myself this makes no sence. WordtotheWise---In life, you sometimes do things to fit in, or to measure up, or to attract attention.. In life, sometimes you make bad decisions and act on them, and sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you take good advice, and sometimes you learn a hard lesson. "Is every body going crazy..Something is Wrong." -SimplePlan (These ARE the stick skinny girls in the magzns, and they aren't comfortable yet being themselves...) I will warn you, but you will never feel "perfection", you can't improve ur looks.. Whoever sucked you into the fake boobs conversation, I can't believe you fell for that. Youre a role model, dont sell out. --Well, goodluck aight peas Spoon