Calum Best: ‘I Turned Lindsay Lohan Gay!’

This probably isn’t the sort of thing he should be bragging about, but former Lindsay Lohan boyfriend Calum Best says he’s so lousy in the sack that it drove her into the arms of other women (or a reasonable facsimile thereof).

“Yeah, I was that bad, to be fair,” Best tells Metro.

The party-positive reality-TV star says there are no hard feelings, though, at least on his part.

“But at the end of the day she’s a cool girl I’m so happy with whatever she does,” Best adds.

That’s awfully gracious of you, Cokey McLamelay, but really; you’re happy with whatever Lindsay Lohan does? If that’s so, it puts you in a very tiny minority.