Madonna and A-Rod's Secret Rendezvous
Madonna and Alex Rodriguez's relationship is pretty much public knowledge, but the soon-to-be-divorcée is still trying to keep their get-togethers clandestine.
The New York Post reports that the Yankee and Madge converged on comedian Jerry Seinfeld's Hamptons mansion earlier this month for a luxurious rendezvous, arriving in separate helicopters.
The paper's moles reveal that Rodriguez touched down in East Hampton in a chopper and was quickly whisked away in a white Porsche 911, a make and model that matches Seinfeld wife Jessica's car.
About a half-hour later, Madge landed in a different whirlybird at the same airstrip.
Whoa; that's some James Bond action there.
"The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They're neighbors on the West Side, so it's really no surprise," a source tells the paper. "And Jerry and Jessica go to her concerts whenever she's in town."
No word on whether the Seinfelds were able to provide Madonna with a vacuum-sealed body bag, in accordance with her daily beauty regimen.
I hope they use protection when Madonna gives it to him in the pooper.