Demi Moore Is a Cutter

Betsy Waldman / November 3, 2008

It seems Demi Moore has packed up her breasts and left town.

Unlike her daughter’s red-hot attempts at going incognito through LAX, Demi simply wears a big black coat and tries to hide her face with her three bags.

Hey, wait a minute—three bags? Don’t most airlines restrict passengers to just one or two carry-ons? 

And what’s this? Cutting in line? Who does Moore think she is…Courteney Cox?

What would the holy Kabbalah leaders say about these shenanigans?