Justin Long Sips Some Tila Tequila

Oh, Drew Barrymore, if only you knew the irreparable damage you caused by kicking Justin Long out of your well-tested bed.

First he falls into the arms of Kirsten Dunst…then he doesn’t. Then he does. Then he doesn’t.

Now he’s been spotted taking a shot at gay rights revolutionary Tila Tequila, says Page Six.

The site points out that Tequila got a bit of Long in Las Vegas on Halloween. Scary! Then they were spotted at Los Angeles nightclub Noir, where the Mac stud “asked her to straddle him while making out.”

Congratulations, Justin! You’ve now been initiated into an elite social circle. Others before you haven’t been so lucky.

But just so you know, getting out might be a bit of a pain.