Paris Hilton Enlightens England on Her Sex Life

Paris Hilton, who is was recently living it up in jolly old England, gave an interview to the News of the World.  She waxed philosophical on today’s important issues: Paris getting used for sex, Paris partying with Prince William, Paris partying with Jordan, etc.

Read on, readers, and marvel at the blonde heiress’s infinite insight:

ON MEN IN GENERAL: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex—but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.”

ON HER EX RICK SALOMON: “I loved this guy for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him. [The sex tape with Salomon] was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong.”

ON SPAWNING: “I’m so relieved I don’t have to think about that now because I’ve found someone who loves me for me. Benji [Madden]’s my best friend and I know he’d never hurt me. I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids—I want three or four.”

ON PRINCE WILLIAM: “People made out that he was flirting but he’s an absolute gentleman and wouldn’t do that. He just came over to introduce himself. He’s just a really sweet down-to-earth guy.”

ON KATIE PRICE, A/K/A JORDAN: “She was really protective. I think she’s really smart and beautiful—but we only kissed on the cheek, nothing more than that because I have a boyfriend!”

Poetry, every word.