Posh Spice Is Under the Leather

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the latest in paramilitary chic: Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham!

Making an increasingly rare fully-clothed public appearance, Beckham was laced up tight and looking more humorless than usual as she jack-booted it through London’s Heathrow airport this morning after flying in from Los Angeles.

The somber-toned fashion plate looked literally dressed to kill, sporting a black Belstaff ‘Cat’ leather jacket, oversized sunglasses, a black cap and high-heeled Christian Louboutin boots, notes the Daily Mail.

Looking sharp, Vicks—if not a little intimidating. And, unlike certain musical colleagues of yours, you understand that airport wardrobe is no laughing matter.